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𝕕𝕒𝕣π•ͺ𝕝 π••π•šπ•©π• π•Ÿ ([personal profile] dadyl) wrote2023-05-27 07:10 pm
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[personal profile] unorthodoc 2023-10-22 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to bet your practical woodsman attitude hasn't stretched far enough to allow you to steal from the tavern yet. But I just so happen to have what you need.
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[personal profile] unorthodoc 2023-10-23 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sharing. Trading, maybe. Depending on what you have on offer. I need a fence.
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[personal profile] unorthodoc 2023-10-30 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem, I like it when people owe me.

How are you with burying bodies?
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[personal profile] unorthodoc 2023-11-14 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not who, what. I need to bury some spiders before the Duchess' groupies get back into town.

[ Also he forgot about them while he was in the woods and now they're gross. ]
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[personal profile] unorthodoc 2023-11-18 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
If I said "definitely not mad science" would you believe me?
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[personal profile] unorthodoc 2023-11-19 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a poet.

The goal was to see what happened when spider venom is introduced to the human bloodstream.
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[personal profile] unorthodoc 2023-11-23 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I found out what it did. And then I got distracted. Now they're dried up spider jerky and leaking goo all over the floor. Really a terrible waste of resources, it's such a shame.
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[personal profile] unorthodoc 2023-11-25 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The venom seems to inhibit nerve function and causes numbness, delayed pain response and mild amnesia. It also stimulates the production of various neurotransmitters and sexual hormones, meaning that you're stuck in one place but you're pretty happy about it. The blood transfusion triggered the adrenal gland to overproduce stress hormones, inducing aggression and fear. Nothing we didn't already know, which was kind of a bummer.

Yes, bring your own shovel. And maybe a tarp.
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[personal profile] unorthodoc 2023-12-02 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
No, Her Royal Creepiness knows all about it, she's fine with me cutting up her little pets to see what happens.

Of course it's a secret. But nobody has come to check it out yet and I haven't been turned into a newt or a frog, so I think we're in the clear.